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Big Bob // Jun 7, 2007 at 2:11 pmYou are not better than me at Golf, Drinking whiskey, getting shot down by girls, getting kicked out of bars, nailing fat chicks, or writing HTML…HA!
Let me break this down as simple as I can. I am better than you ! What that means is, I am better at things that are… BETTER, not worse. So when you say you’re better at getting shot down by girls, you are proving my point. If I was good at getting shot down then I would be a loser and therefore NOT better… Does that make sense? Good now let me address why I am better at the other things you have listed… GOLF, DRINKING WHISKEY, HTML
Golf: Yesterday my round was 56… that’s right 56… Pretty damn good round. What is that Big Rob you have a handicap… Here is a picture of me golfing yesterday..
That is one solid putting game I must say.
Drinking Whiskey: YOU, WHISKEY?… You are not “GOOD” at drinking whiskey, if you are passed out in a gutter choking on your own vomit, you sorta failed at drinking whiskey. I on the other hand am know as the whiskey king of the West. I would be the Whiskey king of the united states but we don’t include the East Coast because all they drink is apple pucker…
Big Rob: YOU DoN’t EVEN HAVE A WEBSITE… I’m not even going to give this a response… oh wait I will… “< P > YOU ARE AN IDIOT < P/>”
Golfing, HTML, I am better than Big Rob, Whiskey
13 Comments
June 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Oh BURN!!!!!!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:05 am
Nice half ass response, I don’t know how you still think you are entitled to run a site titled I am better than U, when you don’t consider nailing fat chicks or getting kicked out of bars skills. It took many years of precise drunkin antics to get kick out of all my favorite bars and end up in some fat chicks bed. You can’t even address these as skills because you have never even been talked to by a pissed off bouncer or fat chick for that matter. If you had even one testicle you might have had a drink of whiskey, but we know your girl cut your balls off way before you were 21, and since all you can handle is pink drinks with umbrellas. Your gamer skills are not going to get you anywere on a real golf course, and I will still kick your ass at tiger woods,, sucker.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Fat Bob, Nailing fat chicks is not a good thing so therefore it is not a skill one considers better. It is what the French call RETARDED… The whole point of going to a bar is not to get kicked out but to drink… So by getting kicked out, you are no longer GOOD at drinking.
Again WHISKEY KING OF THE WEST… not drunk bob
June 12th, 2007 at 11:08 am
And who ever the F Ted is, you wouldn’t know a Burn if your head was on fire,, nice little comment thow!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:08 am
OH SNAP! DOUBLE BURN BACK!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:11 am
How the F would you know if nailing fat chicks is a good or bad thing, felt pretty damn good when I was doin your mom.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:15 am
did you just pull out a MOM burn… By default I now win…
June 12th, 2007 at 11:16 am
And the Battle continues!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:23 am
by default you now are an idiot!
June 12th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Says the man who considers banging fat chicks a good thing…
I suppose when you’re old out of your prime fatties are the next best thing…
Cheer Up Tiger, there is a young dumb whore out there for you…
June 12th, 2007 at 11:52 am
Big or small, Big bob likes them all! Even the big ladies need lovin too…
June 12th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Ya they do need lovin, but you can count on me not to give it. I’ll leave that to the AVERAGE guys; not some one of my GREATNESS
January 6th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Big Bob if you clame that one of your many “skills” (if we can call these skills) consist of drinking whiskey and an other one is getting kicked-out of bars, please tell me HTF can you pretend to be skilled at drinking whiskey if you can’t even stay until the last call! Oh! and Jeff Average guys do not nail fat chick its more like desperate guys who gets shot down by girls witch seems to describe him well since he is “skilled” at getting shot down. By the way Big Bob, don’t be so proud of your html knowledge since its the first language every N00b programmer learns. Jeff here knows VB and stuff… so yeah just accept the fact that he is better than U and go play Golf, nail your fat chicks, drink whiskey and attempt to understand the world of Html. You should also work on your Comeback cause the your Mom thing F-ing Sucks Man.
PS: Yes, I added a comment even though nobody has for seven months because when I saw the “You are not better than me at Golf, Drinking whiskey, getting shot down by girls, getting kicked out of bars, nailing fat chicks, or writing HTML” the “…you wouldn’t know a Burn if your head was on fire” and the “…felt pretty damn good when I was doin your mom.” I just conldn’t resist to reply. Big Bob your are what the French call ” Vraiment Retardé!”
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