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jp // Jun 29, 2007 at 12:11 am

I am a piano virtuoso, a computer genius, a ham radio operator, and a social worker! And… I poop gold nuggets!

Does that make me better than you? No!

“Better than you” is completely subjective. I believe that there is not any such thing as “better than you” and the rest of those likes.

See JP, right there you have the loser mentality. You said ” Does that make me better than you? NO!” HA I laugh at your weakness. Real men don’t settle for this, “every one is good” and no one is better than the next guy crap… I call bull shit ! BULL SHIT I SAY !

I am better than any one, so I’m going to ignore your hippy banter and explain to you why not only am I better than you but why you are complete pussy.

You claim to be a piano virtuoso, first off pianos are for pussies and the French and every one knows the French are pussies. Second off real men play the guitar or the drums. After playing “smoke on the water” I’d smash my guitar into your baby grand piano and break your fingers, just for playing the piano.

Computer genius, PLEASE! You didn’t even leave a website in your comment. Here is some code for you that might help you out: <% response.write (" YOU'RE A IDIOT, go fuck a Mac")%>. Every one thinks they are some computer genius because they fixed their grandma’s computer. First off tell you grandma to die, second of that doesn’t mean your a genius… Go home play some world of war craft or whatever you do that is so genius. But dont waste my time with this CHALLENGE!

Ham radio operator, do I really need to tell you that there is nothing “BETTER” about working a ham radio. If your idea of better, is jumping on a ham radio and talking to a guy who calls him self “Bald Eagle” but in reality he’s a 45 year old child molester, you can have this challenge. I personaly prefer talking to people, who dont want to put things up my ass.

Social worker, Awh yes when I think of better, I think of 4 years of wasted college or in your case 12 years and 30k a year. But hell, I bet it is really rewarding wasting the better part of your life, talking to kids who really just need parents who give a fuck. Lets face it social working is a job for woman from Iowa and guys who failed their first, second, third and fourth majors in college… no make that fifth major too..

I dont mean to sound like a dick ( I am a dick) but in all honesty, I hate when people say no one is better than any one else. I am better than that homeless guy who drinks his own urine. Hell I bet my urine even taste better. It is subjective, like you said, but when you take a step back and look at this topic with some logic you realize, that your just a pussy who doesn’t want to stir up the pot and I’m Better Than You