Three Office Pranks
- Filed under: Computer Pranks
- Date: Dec 28,2007
These three simple pranks can cause a good laugh in the office. They don’t do much harm and if done correctly will cause lots of laughs. Read the rest of this entry »
These three simple pranks can cause a good laugh in the office. They don’t do much harm and if done correctly will cause lots of laughs. Read the rest of this entry »
Hate Mail From: Sandman… Sandman@yahoo.com
December 26th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
You’re better than nothing. Not even better than than a very big piece of shit on the beach.
Get a life cocksucker.
Happy pranking everyone. I need to go wash the sand off…
send your hate mail to hatemail@iambetterthanu.com
This is a pretty simple prank and it can be done with out code, but I think code gives it that extra gusto. The way this prank works is when you loud word it will set all active documents to have your own custom picture as the background. The guy to this is the picture.
If you dont know I started a job not so long ago over at Universal Technical Institute an Auto Mechanic School. Prior to working there I had been working at NextStudent, a Student Loan Consolidation Company. Its been an interesting transition. Now working for a school when I use to work with schools.
I can’t say if I like one job over the other, to early. I do like learning new things becuase every company has their own way of doing things. The key is combining those skills you have learned from the different jobs. I will keep you all posted on how it goes.
This is the most simple computer prank I do. It takes a total of 3 button clicks and you’re done. Have fun.
Walk up to your friends computer, doesn’t matter if they are using it right now. Press Ctrl+AlT+ Any arrow key other than Up.
If their graphics card allows it, it should rotate their monitor in the direction you pressed. The key here is doing it fast. He or she wont see what you pressed. Now simply walk away.
If there is one thing that goes together with programming its DISCO. This prank makes your Microsoft Word turn into a magical disco floor. The steps are very simple and this is all you have to do
If you read my blog there is one thing you know for sure, I’m not going to win any spelling contest any time soon. I get comments all the time from the grammar/spelling police, ” Learn how to use spell check, dumb@$!@ “. I wrote this macro for those people. What this macro does is when ever you load word, it creates a custom dictionary. This custom dictionary contains common words, but misspelled. Whenever you type its correct equivalent it then misspells the word. This normally would have an big red squally line below but the custom dictionary takes care of that. The misspelled word now looks nice and perfect, because Word thinks its perfect. So how do you do it?
Found this interesting tid bit from life hacker, MicroSoft is handing out free versions of Windows Vista, sorta… If you are willing to give up your privacy and sell your soul to the Bill Gates hell imporium, you can get a free copy of windows vista. No questions asked. Well besides the questionnaire and the contstant monitoring of your web usage. So if your personal liberties are of no importance and free shit is what gets you going, sign up and save 400 bucks. Benjamin Franklin would be dissapointed in you, but your mother would be proud. Read the rest of this entry »
If you are one of my regular readers than you are use to crazy pranks, random computer tips and fun games. Well with the holiday season coming around, you might have noticed there hasn’t been many of those. I sadly have taken on a little holiday spirit this year and with it my post have declined. But dont worry I plan to be right back on the horse latter this week. After all a man can only take so much holiday cheer.
This prank is simple. Every time you open up word it will create 100 documents. Nothing to evil Nothing to mean… but damn is it annoying. You can combine it with past macros, like key bindings and it could be very evil. Maybe I’ll add an update to the code later in the day =)