Great Office Prank
- Filed under: Computer Pranks
- Date: Jan 31,2008
Ok I don’t know if I’ve gone to far this time, but depending on where you work this could be really funny or get you or someone else fired. With that being said, I do not and will not recommend you do this at work…but you can…
Now to the prank.
This office prank involves two major things. One a list of porn sites. Two Microsoft Word. What the office prank will do is once word is open it will use a random timer, which you can change to be any interval you want. When the timer goes off it will then go through a list of porn sites (10 for this example). Picking a site randomly it will then open that porn site on their computer. Leaving them embarrassed and you laughing… So how do you do it? (Because you shouldn’t)
This classic prank tends to be over used but I think this song gives it a new twist. What you do is change the person’s windows start up song to something funny. Usually its porno music or a really loud yell, something funny. Well I personally think thats boring so I recommend this song, David Lee Roth Running With the Devil…. Acapella! Read the rest of this entry »
This is one of the best ideas I have seen for the post-it note prank. Mainly because I love my self and I know that I am great, but maybe you don’t. Just as a reminder I decided to post over a hundred pictures of myself. (I really need to do this prank) Read the rest of this entry »
This is a simple trick / office prank that will get a quick scare out of your friends… All you need to do is past the code below into your web browser and hit enter. You browser will start to shake non stop. It wont last forever and doesn’t cause any harm, but might freak them out for a bit.
javascript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i);self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
First, I should explain why I hate Qwest. Last month they charged me 200 dollars, saying I attempted to cancel my service. I did nothing of the sort; in fact, I haven’t contacted them since the day I started my service. So, needless to say, I was annoyed and confused. I called late one night to try to figure this out and, after being transferred no less than 4 times, they finally figured out the problem. The nice young lady on the phone, who hopefully choked on her gum, told me that a manager had to sign some paperwork before this could go through. I asked to speak with that manager to get this handled. She then told me that there was no manager in. I responded “There is no manager in, its an office full of employees and no management?”. She simply said yes and that a manager would call me back tomorrow. Tomorrow came and past, and no call. In fact, a week came and passed without a call. Then I called again. This time Qwest took an hour just to answer my call. Then, after it was answered, the guy was nice but he was too stupid to figure out how to pull up my account. He finally did so after 45 minutes of small talk…and he tells me that he could fix the problem right now and it was all done. SO I thought… Read the rest of this entry »
I have been getting some complaints about my last prank so I thought I do something a little more annoying and far more frustrating. This simple vbs script is going to piss any one off. What this script will do is repeatedly hit enter. Normally you can stop these scripts by ending the task, but the non stop pressing of enter will open anything that it selects. So how can you do this one?
This is a simple prank with huge returns. If done correctly their is no harm done to the computer but the person will think everything has gone to hell. So what do you do?
If you use a computer (yes even a Mac) you get error messages. Some of these error messages can be more frustrating than helpful, but every once and awhile they are just damn funny.
I created this prank from and idea I had in a previous prank. The old prank simply zoomed in every time you pressed a certain key ( How evil…. really it sucked). So I thought I’d add a couple changes and turn that simple zoom into a drunken night of code. This new adaptation of the old prank is very simple. Any where between 1 and 2 seconds this Timer is called. In the timer section it selects a random number from 500 to 1 (this is the zoom percentage). So when ever you open a word document it will zoom in any where from 500 to 1, every 1 to 2 seconds (With me ? Dont worry all you need to do is copy and paste). So, how do you do it…? Read the rest of this entry »