Computer Pranks Central

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I recently thought of the worst prank ever, its not funny and not even good but it gets great reactions. What if some one stole your baby, thinking it would be funny? You’d kill them right, well I would. But I thought lets ask people this question and see their response. The whole time I act as if I’m 100% serious. I dont know what is more scary, the idea of the prank or the fact that none of my friends called shenanigans on me.

Conversation Number 1
[09:06] Sir Phobos: I’m trying to think up the most awful pranks that some one can do but don’t actually cause any real harm
[09:06] Sir Phobos: like stealing a baby
[09:07] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: That’s not a prank
[09:07] Sir Phobos: well if you aren’t really stealing the baby it is
[09:07] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: it’s called abduction and you will go to jail for that
[09:08] Sir Phobos: what if I hide my friends baby
[09:08] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: you will go to jail
[09:08] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: didn’t someone not to long ago go to jail for that
[09:08] Sir Phobos: Wait hear me out… What if I hide the baby is in their house
[09:08] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: that won’t work
[09:08] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: the kid will cry
[09:08] Sir Phobos: What if I tape it mouth?
[09:09] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: thats not a prank anymore
[09:09] Sir Phobos: it can still breathe out its nose right?
[09:09] Sir Phobos: what if I put a funny a hat on the baby
[09:09] Sir Phobos: and write SURPRISE !
[09:09] Sir Phobos: does that make it a prank?
[09:09] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: no
[09:10] Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: do something with kittens

Conversation Number 2
[09:09] Sir Phobos: If I stole your baby but didnt really steal it, would that be a prank
[09:09] Sir Phobos: or abduction
[09:10] Bartlebee: Prank but I could still probably press charges
[09:10] Bartlebee: Abduction would only occur if you actually took the baby
[09:11] Sir Phobos: what if the baby was wearing a party hat that said SUPRISE
[09:11] Bartlebee: I dont really think clothing would make it any better. It could make it worse though
[09:13] Sir Phobos: what if when you found the baby we had a party?
[09:13] Sir Phobos: with cake and punch
[09:13] Bartlebee: Really cake…Nope I don’t think even cake would fix it.
[09:14] Sir Phobos: Ok now hear me out
[09:14] Sir Phobos: what if I drew a mustache on the baby
[09:14] Bartlebee: what kind of mustache?
[09:15] Sir Phobos: thining like one that twirls
[09:15] Sir Phobos: thinking
[09:15] Bartlebee: If it was the Hitler I would have to punch you in the junk
[09:15] Sir Phobos: No dont worry I have class
[09:15] Bartlebee: Not bad. Still dont thing it would fix it.
[09:16] Sir Phobos: hmmmm
[09:16] Sir Phobos: OK so even if I hid your baby in your own house, and when you found it there was punch pie, a party hat and a fake mustache on your baby… that wouldn’t work?
[09:17] Bartlebee: How long was I looking for it and did I know that you where the one who hid him?
[09:17] Sir Phobos: say an hour
[09:17] Sir Phobos: No you dont know its me
[09:17] Sir Phobos: I’m wearing a gorilla suit
[09:18] Bartlebee: So in other words you would blend in well with the surrondings.
[09:18] Bartlebee: No I would say like 5 min of searching tops.
[09:18] Bartlebee: maybe 10
[09:19] Sir Phobos: deal
[09:19] Sir Phobos: I’ll be there at 5
[09:19] Bartlebee: am or pm

Conversation Number 3
Sir Phobos: Hey I had an idea for a prank tell me what you think
[09:28] Andrea: wtf is up with all your diff names?!
[09:28] Andrea: hahah
[09:28] Andrea: i keep thinking who in the hell is that?
[09:28] Sir Phobos: Sir Phobos beater of ass
[09:28] Sir Phobos: OK so my prank idea
[09:29] Sir Phobos: I take some ones baby and hide it
[09:29] Andrea: hm no
[09:29] Sir Phobos: What if
[09:29] Sir Phobos: the baby was wearing a party hat when you found it
[09:29] Andrea: no
[09:30] Sir Phobos: How about a shirt that says SURPRISE YOU ARE A BAD PARENT!
[09:30] Sir Phobos: and a free pass to disneyland
[09:30] Andrea: maybe if it had on “all daddy wanted was a blowjob’ shirt
[09:30] Sir Phobos: How about I steal the baby, hide it in their own house, and leave scavenger clues all over town…
[09:31] Sir Phobos: OH and I paint a mustache on the baby
[09:31] Andrea: hmmm
[09:31] Sir Phobos: I’ll leave punch and pie at each location
[09:32] Sir Phobos: As a woman how would you feel about this prank
[09:32] Andrea: i would fucking kill you!
[09:33] Sir Phobos: but it has a party hat on
[09:33] Andrea: and a mustache
[09:33] Sir Phobos: yes
[09:33] Andrea: i’d laugh at first
[09:33] Sir Phobos: and punch and pie
[09:33] Andrea: then kill you

Conversation Number 4
[09:22] Sir Phobos: Hey
[09:22] Sir Phobos: question
[09:23] Bobby Law: hey buddie yes I would love a dough nut
[09:23] Sir Phobos: I just had a muffin
[09:23] Bobby Law: rub it in
[09:23] Sir Phobos: so if I stole some ones baby and they didn’t know it was me would that be a funny prank
[09:23] Bobby Law: lol
[09:23] Bobby Law: nope sorry
[09:24] Sir Phobos: What if you found the baby and it was wearing a clowns nose
[09:24] Bobby Law: for some reason people tend to freak out about babies
[09:24] Sir Phobos: and I wrote OPPS on its forehead with marker
[09:24] Bobby Law: yea writing on the baby is fine, but stealing one might be bad
[09:24] Bobby Law: give it a Hitler mustache too
[09:24] Sir Phobos: How about if I had the baby wearing a shirt that said… ” Opps I wasn’t kidnapped but you are bad parents - SURPRISE!”
[09:25] Sir Phobos: and I gave them two free passes to Disneyland ?
[09:25] Bobby Law: now that would be cool, but again the whole missing baby thing is looked at as “bad” in society these days, now in the 80s sure that would have been a great joke
[09:26] Sir Phobos: awh the 80’s
[09:26] Bobby Law: yea, I blame the communist in china
[09:26] Bobby Law: a-holes
[09:26] Sir Phobos: ha
[09:26] Bobby Law: now where’s that dounut

I asked a lot of people and every response was the same, stealing babies isn’t funny, but party hats and mustaches are. Hmmm so much to ponder.