Monday, March 31st, 2008...8:18 am
Bad April Fools Jokes That Can Get You Fired, Killed Or Worse
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The key with any prank is knowing how far to push. There is a certain point that a prank becomes less of a prank and more of an attack. This can vary depending on who you are pranking but these pranks are sure to cross the line with almost any one.
* WARNING MOST OF THESE ARE AGAINST THE LAW SO DON’T DO THEM *
Bad Pranks
1. Plant child pornography on a friend and alert the authorities.
2. Kidnap some ones child. When they find the child it will be wearing a party hat that says “SURPRISE”.
3. Leave a bomb threat under your coworkers desk, signed by them. (for a bonus have a picture of them giving a thumbs up on the note)
4. Contact the NAACP and say your work requires all African American employees to address white employees as Sir. When they call you back yell at them to call you sir, then whisper that your boss makes you do it.
5. Set fire to things… anything
6. Buy a whore for your friend on his wedding day. Have her show up to the wedding in the same wedding dress as the bride.
7. Have a friend arrested.
8. If your friend is allergic to peanuts put peanut oil in their make up or cologne.
9. Give every one in your office trophies for good work and place them on their computers. Make the trophies out of very strong magnets.
10. Set up a live web cam on your roommate’s shower. Send a link to the cam to his friends, parents, coworkers and girlfriend from his email address.
April Fools, Bad Pranks, killer pranks
16 Comments
March 31st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
No. 7 just made me unsubscribe, and made sure I won’t be back here.
The others were quite good though, thanks.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
March 31st, 2008 at 5:05 pm
He did say they were bad afterall, why unsubscribe?
March 31st, 2008 at 5:11 pm
How about, Get a friend drunk and sell their kidney?
March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Number 7 is worse than 1?
-_^?
I have to say I’d much rather be the victim of 7 than 1.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Wow.
I am pretty sure 7 is the least serious of these all.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:23 pm
and.. #8 could kill somebody
March 31st, 2008 at 7:47 pm
@yuffles… it use to say arrested and raped
March 31st, 2008 at 7:48 pm
@yuffles again… hence the title… fired killed or worse
March 31st, 2008 at 9:14 pm
well I laughed my ass off
April 1st, 2008 at 12:51 am
lolololololololawl!
quite the funny one.
would love to see #9 Implemented!!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Ummm… What about NUMBER FOUR????? Bad.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:19 pm
@Julie
I know, when I wrote that I was like… everything about this is wrong
April 1st, 2008 at 7:33 pm
this is fucking stupid, and fuck whoever thumbs-upped it on stumble, thereby making me read it.
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:23 pm
aha b-train we are in the same boat
April 15th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I liked number 4. thats is all
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