Bad April Fools Jokes That Can Get You Fired, Killed Or Worse
The key with any prank is knowing how far to push. There is a certain point that a prank becomes less of a prank and more of an attack. This can vary depending on who you are pranking but these pranks are sure to cross the line with almost any one.
* WARNING MOST OF THESE ARE AGAINST THE LAW SO DON’T DO THEM *
Bad Pranks
1. Plant child pornography on a friend and alert the authorities.
2. Kidnap some ones child. When they find the child it will be wearing a party hat that says “SURPRISE”.
3. Leave a bomb threat under your coworkers desk, signed by them. (for a bonus have a picture of them giving a thumbs up on the note)
4. Contact the NAACP and say your work requires all African American employees to address white employees as Sir. When they call you back yell at them to call you sir, then whisper that your boss makes you do it.
5. Set fire to things… anything
6. Buy a whore for your friend on his wedding day. Have her show up to the wedding in the same wedding dress as the bride.
7. Have a friend arrested.
8. If your friend is allergic to peanuts put peanut oil in their make up or cologne.
9. Give every one in your office trophies for good work and place them on their computers. Make the trophies out of very strong magnets.
10. Set up a live web cam on your roommate’s shower. Send a link to the cam to his friends, parents, coworkers and girlfriend from his email address.
No. 7 just made me unsubscribe, and made sure I won’t be back here.
The others were quite good though, thanks.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
He did say they were bad afterall, why unsubscribe?
How about, Get a friend drunk and sell their kidney?
Number 7 is worse than 1?
-_^?
I have to say I’d much rather be the victim of 7 than 1.
Wow.
I am pretty sure 7 is the least serious of these all.
and.. #8 could kill somebody
@yuffles… it use to say arrested and raped
@yuffles again… hence the title… fired killed or worse
well I laughed my ass off
lolololololololawl!
quite the funny one.
would love to see #9 Implemented!!
Ummm… What about NUMBER FOUR????? Bad.
@Julie
I know, when I wrote that I was like… everything about this is wrong
this is fucking stupid, and fuck whoever thumbs-upped it on stumble, thereby making me read it.
aha b-train we are in the same boat
I liked number 4. thats is all
You are mean to the core. I feel sorry for you. You had to have had a very terrible childhood to do these things
They sure made me laugh. And BTW, your getting sued when I implement them
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JD, you’re nominated for badass of the year!
I guess I’m the only one that has an issue with the idea of buying a woman? #6
I played a april fools joke on my bestfried and now she wont talk to me , i played like my house and had just got shot up and we were all on the floor and somebody was comin thrru the door, i dont even know how i came up with it i got lost with the whole april fools stuff, she lost it and hung up before i could say april fools, and her number stayed busy before i could reach her she called the police and went into hysteria she is still mad, so i am like ok, but it was april 1 my god get over it, makes me think she doesnt know how to play am i wrong.