Monday, April 7th, 2008...8:16 am
I need a Keg-erator on my wedding registry
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I am getting married in less than a year. My wife to be, refuses to allow a keg-erator on our wedding registry. I wouldn’t allow this to die so I presented her with a more diplomatic approach. What if I get 500 signatures stating that it is a good idea. She agreed.
So this is where you come in. I need 500 signatures (Comments) on this post. If I can achieve this amount I will get to keg-erator on the list and possibly fresh keg beer every day for the rest of my life. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT in favor of a keg-erator
beer, Gifts, Kegorator, Wedding Gifts, Wedding Registry, Weddings
259 Comments
April 7th, 2008 at 8:22 am
I hate your life!
April 7th, 2008 at 8:30 am
I definitely have to back you up on this one. The Keg-Orator is not just for you but rather all of the people that you might entertain at your home after you get married and throughout your life. You don’t want to be the couple that never has enough beer or worse, no beer at all. Your bride to be should be more than happy to accommodate your request after you tell her how much space you will save in the fridge. Good Luck. Cheers.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:32 am
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April 7th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I love weiner and beer..
April 7th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Hope you’ll succeed
April 7th, 2008 at 8:44 am
LOL … I feel for you wife!
April 7th, 2008 at 8:47 am
jeffs wife to be…i agree…get the kegorator.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Jeff grow some balls and buy your own..
April 7th, 2008 at 8:55 am
Normally I would side with your wife to be, based solely on feminine unity, but in this case, I actually agree with you! The wedding is 99% about the wife and that includes the registry and all the gifts you get. I think the guy should be allowed at least ONE request so I’m happy in this case to be one of your 500! (Though, why you would request a keg-orator is beyond me since you rarely drink and live like an 80 year old! Why don’t you request a nice TV table and voice activated remote control or something??)
April 7th, 2008 at 8:55 am
I also like wiener and beer. But mostly wiener.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Have fun.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:57 am
I hate beer, I only like martini’s cuz it makes me feel like less of a man..
April 7th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Good luck with this - got your back.
Yay beer.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:58 am
You’re wife doesn’t realize that she needs this as much as you. It’s gewd.
Let the boy have his toy… For heavens sake!
April 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am
You have my vote.
Grant Bell
April 7th, 2008 at 9:05 am
yay beer!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:05 am
if you get it, you need to throw a party and invite everyone who voted for you.
ya bastard.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Ah, I’m number 19.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Let him add it to the registry!!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:07 am
i agree with bob.
party for everyone if you get it.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:08 am
In the name of beer …. er I mean love I’ll sign
April 7th, 2008 at 9:08 am
As a beer lover, I can’t not to back you up on this. You definitely need Keg-orator on your wedding! Good luck
April 7th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Well you guys have most of the stuff you need to set up a house, according to Mom.
I don’t know why your wife-to-be is fighting you on this. Wait, yeah I do. She doesn’t want to marry a beer-drinking asshole.
Well… sorry future-sister-in-law, that’s what you’re signing up for here. Get a kegorator and you will save money on beer. Plus you can entertain at parties. Nevermind that it’s just going on the registry. That doesn’t mean anyone will buy it. So agree to put it on the registry and laugh when he doesn’t get it.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Wooooo for a keg-orator!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:17 am
This is a great idea. Gifts are not just for the wife or “home”.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am
I put the “semen” in amusement…with guys.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Why cant a man have a little something at his wedding?!? After all he’ll need it later when he FINALLY realizes it was a mistake to get married!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Great idea… saves money too. I support.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:19 am
I completely feel you. I had a hard time getting anything fun on my registry list. Hope your attempt is more successful than mine. Let the man have his keg-orator!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Ahaha..it’s an excellent idea !!! Wished I thought of it…
Helluva lot classier than handing out skanky-ass cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon…Go for it !!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Good luck
April 7th, 2008 at 9:24 am
I am sitting here wishing that i had a kegerator. great idea and good luck to you.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:34 am
hell yes woah! Everyone needs one on their regrestry. Hope your get enough signatures.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Here’s the great part about registries that your Bride to Be isn’t seeing- probably, no one will buy it for you anyway.
But you should still get to ask.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Jeff’s soon to be wife- if you don’t do it for him do it for the kids. (always a valid argument).
April 7th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Your crazy not to have a Kegerator on the list.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Um. Sure, as long as you register for a Pashley Princess Sovereign for her. See them at http://www.britishbicycle.com/pashley
RC
April 7th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Hell man, i dunno if you should even marry a woman that doesn’t respect beer.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:14 am
My name is chipthamac and i approve of this message.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:28 am
What’s a registry without anything keg related!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:28 am
A KEGERATOR WILL SAVE YOU TONS OF MONEY. MAKE SURE YOU GET ONE BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A HALF KEG. QUARTER KEGS ARE FOR PUSSIES.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:32 am
You definitely need a kegerator.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:43 am
come on Katie let him have it!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Dude’s “soon-to-be” wife, this is a critical installment in any new marriage. Now go read a daddy blog or something.
Dude, too bad I was already married when I figured this out. By the way, guy, DON’T DO IT! Ditch her and get the keg-orator as your new I’m-not-going-to-get-married-after-all present to yourself. You and your sex life will thank me later.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Sounds like a lot of savings…..savings that your wife to be can use on decorations and other stuff for a new house. Go for it!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Just tell her it’d be a heck of a lot better than a keg in a big ass garbage can filled with ice.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
If a woman can ask for kitchen appliances, dishes, cutlery, anything related to serving or preparing food OR entertaining guests, Jeff can at least ask for a keg-o-rator. It’s a very reasonable request. AND it would get a lot of good usage.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Kegerators are awesome! Get one - ditch the wife!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Homo is Where the Heart is
April 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I put one on my registry but no one got it for me.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I’m all for beer man.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
What you don’t have one yet? Let the man get what he wants.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Best of luck with your endeavor.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Good luck man, I really like this one….
http://www.beveragefactory.com/draft…rs/MBD5L.shtml
Already told my wife I want it for my birthday.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Good luck dude. I would want one also.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Good luck. if you win, throw me a beer
April 7th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
This is a BRILLIANT idea. A kegorator, plus the proper wedding insurance, will make your wedding one for the record books (or at least YouTube-worthy). I heartily endorse this idea.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I vote beer!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
KEGS ALL AROUND!!!! too bad i don’t have one
April 7th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
good luck to you my friend
April 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
ill help
April 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
yeah, me too
April 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
brilliant
April 7th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
i want one
April 7th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Yes. You need this ker-erator, it will blur the ensuing years of marital “bliss”
April 7th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
as someone who’s been married and divorced before, and still has half the gifts sitting in my grandmother’s basement, GET WHAT YOU WANT Not useless junk like salad spinners or 30 sets of dishware.
Trust me, and let your man get the keg thingy.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Keg-erator all the way!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I am a college student and have always wanted one of those, I say you gotta do it.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
godspeed!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
As long as it’s good beer, go for it.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Good luck.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
yay keg-erator
April 7th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
good luck holmes
April 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
It’s beer. Hooray beer!
Seriously. Marriage is about compromises. Let him have the beer.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Yo man, good luck, keg-erators are sweet.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
do it.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
You definitely deserve one. Good luck!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Oh yeah and my comment is in favor of the keg-erator
April 7th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
YES, get a keg or two, of something brewed locally.
Perfect at weddings, always a hit.
…….plus, that thing needs handlebars, for KEGSTANDS WOOOO
April 7th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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April 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
that is not dead which may eternal lie
for in strange eons, even death may buy a kegerator
April 7th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Oh yeah. You deserve a kegerator.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Please…
I say give it a few months then she will happy that she can at least drink away the mental anguish you are undoubtedly going to cause her.
No really the Keg is a brilliant idea.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Yes, go for it and all the best.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Yay Beer!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I think it is a bad idea, this thing only holds 1/4 to 1/2 a Keg. Be a man and get some thing that will hold a little more… Like a Milk truck of beer. After the wedding you can just berry it in the back yard and turn it into a still.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Keg-erator is a good idea!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I think this situation shows that you should probably rethink this whole marriage thing. Can you really spend the rest of your life with someone who doesn’t want a keg-erator?
April 7th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I got one and its awesome, good luck.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I gave this some thought in terms of what I would want for my wedding gift registry, and when it came down to it. I don’t think I would mind. It’s a pretty good idea, both in terms of utility and coolness. You save alot of money buying kegs of beer versus cases of beer, and a kegerator extends the life of the keg. Also, it is pretty darn convenient, as well so something no one else really has.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
There is nothing wrong with owning a keggerator. Giving your wife the benefit of the doubt: perhaps she’s equating it with the frat-boy lifestyle? Kegerators are actually getting pretty high-tech, and are available in many configurations and styles to match any decor. In addition, you might remind her that it’s not just Natty Light that comes in kegs…you can get literally thousands of awesome craft and microbrews in kegs as well. For instance (and not to put too fine a point on it) I recently attended a very nice bridal shower where Lindeman’s Framboise and BJ’s Berry Cider were served. They were both in kegs and both kegs were housed in VERY nice looking stainless Kegerators with custom tap hardware to match the rest of the kitchen. They were very sleek looking appliances that blended in beautifully with the rest of the French Provencale-inspired kitchen.
And really…how is a Kegerator that much different from a wine fridge?
Good luck to you both,
Sarah
April 7th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
go for it, it will save you money by buying beer in volume!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Don’t forget the tap handle. Better yet…..make your own!
http://beeradvocate.com/forum/read/896542
April 7th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
All hail the Keg-erator!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
signed
April 7th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Consider this my wedding gift, friend.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I concure
April 7th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
gotta support you on this one
April 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
I back you up all the way
April 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Vote yea on keg-erator. If she still won’t give in, buy it when you return the $1000’s of worthless crap people give you.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I agree. You need a keg-erator.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
He’s gonna need the keg-erator to put up with his soon to be wife. Maybe she should get one of her own.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Beer is an essential part of every healthy marriage.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
It is a must! Think of the environment and how much glass and aluminum you will save. I have two in my house and it not only saves money and the environment, but i can pour bigger glasses which means my wife has to make less trips to get me beer.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
get one.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Good luck man.. we all need one of these.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
yea ok
April 7th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Yay for beer.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Awesome Idea! I really hope you get it.
good luck
April 7th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
We fully support your campaign! good luck with this from all at http://www.Ripvision.com
April 7th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
My name is…..Some Guy, and I support this Keg-erator!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I concur… fresh beer for all.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I support you, as long as you share with me.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I wish you the best of luck in this endeavor and your marriage!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Keg-erators are the next big kitchen appliance. Every new home should have one.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Add another supporter. Wish I could afford one!
April 7th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I partied at a place last year that had one of these, I think I believe it to be an essential appliance.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Beer. This man needs moar of it!
April 7th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Booyakasha!! Respect..!! sir I comand thee…wife to be, please let afformentioned “sir” get the kegerator he promises to be dragged to your next IKEA trip..(right!)…
April 7th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Man cannot live by bread alone… let him get a keg-o-rator there little lady!
April 7th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
This is something every man should have.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Sorry, I can’t leave a comment. I’d be promoting your ability to drink beer which is against my religion unless I’m included.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Yeah bud, go for gold, good luk uh, one of the best inventions the world has seen, nothing better than gettin home after a hard day sittin bak with a fresh keg beer, then makin sweet sweet love to your newly made wife, put two on the registry so you can have two of your fav beers on hand
Peace
April 7th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
You would be a horrible wife if you did not let jeff get a keg er ator!!! Start off the marriage on the right foot!
April 7th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
You need one! For beer! Drink beer!
April 7th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
As a woman I encourage the wife to allow it simply to keep him out of her hair!
Good luck!
April 7th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
mmmmmmmm beer!
April 7th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
A man is hardly a man without free flowing keg beer. Tell her to make it so.
April 7th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
bring on the beer!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
The man has to have his Kegorator it will be just wrong to deny him of this must have luxury.
April 7th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
If the Kegorator companies were smart, they would see this outcry and community involvement as a great “good will” opportunity, and send you one for free…
Who wants to leak the link to a company or two?
April 7th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
It’s an investment that could and most probably will cause your marriage to be consummated under good spirits.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
i have one . why shouldn’t you . it saves all money
April 7th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
I would say this is a fair request, let the man have keg!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:53 am
500 here we come
April 8th, 2008 at 4:56 am
Get a life, not a wife! =) Cheers!
April 8th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Dude,
I don’t know about this one. A couple of years back I got one of those (not that one in particular) and after a while it ended up in the garage until I gave it away. You can still get a 6-pack or a case but unless you are marrying a party animal you are in for a lot of trouble…
April 8th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Thats a must!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Dude you need this. I hope you get 500 sigs
April 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Yes, get the kegorator. take it home after the wedding. put it in the garage, use it and think fondly of the times when you entertained guests with it on the happiest of days….or at least tell that to your wife
April 8th, 2008 at 9:15 am
this is a great idea, truly a win for all manly-kind
April 8th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Every Beer Lover should have a Kegerator - I got mine at Costco. You better not buy Coors or Budweiser for that Kegerator that would be a waste of electricity and C02.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Go Kegerator
April 8th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Marriage is supposed to be a partnership right?
If this is something you really want, I’m sure that your “wife-to-be” (afraid of using her name?), would be understanding.
When Carla and I were registering we thought about scanning a ton of baby clothes and a crib and other baby related items just to mess with our families. We thought better of it though.
You should give your fiance a choice; either the keg-erator or a case of Magic cards. This might work out for you.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I certainly feel that keg-o-raters are the perfect way to start a marriage. Drunk…….
Good luck really,
wish I would of thought of this
April 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
“let them play…let them play…”
April 8th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Agreed. Every man truly needs this.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
You’ve got my vote. Enjoy entertaining your guests with fresh beer. I think that this could be switched over to juice for your “future” kids parties?
April 8th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Hey, sucks you’re getting married, but at least you might get a kegerator out of it!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Good luck on your wedding, man. You’ve got my vote.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Dear Keg-erator Guy’s Missus-to-Be,
I think the title to this item says it all. There’s nothing here about “wants”… we’re talking “needs!”
Seriously, the man you want to marry could die of… well… humiliation or something! Oh, and consider the alternative… how much will you want to have a half-barrel of beer taking up virtually ALL of your refrigerator every Friday and Saturday night when there’s a backyard hacky-sack tournament, water-balloon war, pants-free paintball contest, naked trampoline meet and greet… the list is endless!
Give the man his Keg-erator! It’s the last thing he’ll ever really want… ever! Once you’re married, you’ll have fulfilled his every need, want and desire.
Thank you for listening, and best wishes!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
p.s. You’re going to LOVE married life, Mrs-Kegerator-Guy-to-Be!
April 8th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
put to her as either a keg-o-rator or a full shelf in the kitchen fridge.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
dude. you want a keg fridge and you dont’ even drink beer.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
saves you money. my vote
April 8th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Totally, get one!
April 8th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I didn’t get my invite yet but I still say a Keg-erator is needed!
April 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Absolutely! and you might want to put a Jscript “bottom of page” link, making it easier to get down here to reply.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Man, if she’s already telling you want you can’t do BEFORE you get married, maybe you ought to reconsider. Nothing wrong with you asking for something you want on the registry.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
here’s one for ya.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
the only reason it should not be allowed on the registry is if she’s buying it as a wedding present for you
April 8th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
You should get it! I’m getting married in a few months, and I let my husband to be choose a few things that were strictly “for his manhood.” So, why not?
April 8th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
i wish i had one on my registry.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
i like beer, go getcha some
April 8th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Beer is da shit. Enjoy your wedding
April 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Hooray for beer!
April 8th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Post.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
every man deserves a kegorator!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Great for parties.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
do it!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
LET HIM HAVE IT!!!!
1. saves money on buying bottled beer.
2.better on the environment that bottles or cans.
3.he’s at HOME drinking, not out at bars- what’s the problem?
4.this makes you the COOL wife! why not join in the fun?
April 8th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
indeed
April 8th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
i’m for it,
why not
April 8th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Beer
April 8th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
voted, now i want one too :S
April 8th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
For great justice!
April 8th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Give the man hist beer!
April 8th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
This will be a triumph
April 8th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Count me in on the after party…
April 8th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Congrats. Go beer!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
I can’t believe you actually think she will let you get it…poor guy
April 8th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
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April 8th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
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April 8th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I’m in for 3.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
In Favor? Aye!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
When this hits the front page of Digg you’ll get it for sure.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
*signs*
April 8th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
A Keg-erator is full of win.
/signed
April 8th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
And if you get 5000 instead of only 500, I say you should get the keg-a-rator, an outdoor kitchen and a year supply of bj’s.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
let the man have his kegerator. If you hit 1000 you should put a bondage swing on there.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Dude, you need to get the kegerator. This is totally needed.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Dugg & +1 for the kegerator …
April 8th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Kegerator is a go.
I just got married, and now that I read this, I wish that we’d have put a kegerator on our registry.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
give the man what he wants
April 8th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
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April 8th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
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April 8th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
5 - but I’m trying to help
April 8th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
6 - …yawn
April 8th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
let him get a keg-orator
April 8th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
7 - …
April 8th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
8 == D
April 8th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
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April 8th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Give him a keg-erator
kthxbai
April 8th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Weddings seem to be all about the bride - well here’s hoping you can get something for the groom
April 8th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Or just the ones actually agreeing for you to get one? Cuz that would suck if you’re short a couple because they said no. lol. Anyways, put the keg-erator on the list!
April 8th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
may your knife chip and shatter
April 8th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
C’mon, give the man his booze…
April 8th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
*signature*
April 8th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Slimy Penis
April 8th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
I want one of these too!
April 8th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Kegerator. Get the kegerator or ditch the bitch. Gotta prioritize.
April 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
It’s a great idea
April 8th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
/Signed
April 8th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
in favor of keg-erator
April 8th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Good luck to you dude
*signs*
April 9th, 2008 at 3:11 am
I’m in. Everyone deserves beer on tap.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Fact: The number one cause of arguments among married people is money
Fact: a 6 pack of average beer costs about $6 (ie. $1/beer - a kegerator holds about 180 beers at a cost of about $0.28 per beer
For every keg that you drink out of the kegerator you will be saving close to $130
Let this man have his kegerator!
April 9th, 2008 at 9:59 am
“Beer is proof god wants us to be happy.” - Ben Franklin
April 9th, 2008 at 11:57 am
He was a wise man who invented beer - Plato
If ancient greek philosophers like it who are we to argue
April 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If you have a keg-orator the fridge will be less cluttered because there wont be any beer in it. Plus when entertaining guests it will nice to be able to offer them a draft beer instead of a can..
no home should be without one
April 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
You know my last gf refused to allow me to have one before she had a ring on her finger. Needless to say…Well we won’t go there. Anyway. The kegarator will last for a LONG time and when its done it has a VERY good resell value. Trust me I’ve been scowering the used market for one. Good luck!
April 10th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I vote you get the kegerator. When you get it, I suggest you get her something nice too.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:14 am
I ‘ve been married almost 5 years now and I still regret not putting a kegerator on my wedding registry. In my experience, the secret to a successful marriage is making sure that you always have enough beer around the house. Get the kegerator!
April 11th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
A kegerator is actually a very economical way to drink beer. Think of it as a money saving action. It saves my roommates and I countless dollars.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Seriously… how can you not NEED one? I wish I had thought of that?
April 12th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Contributing to you my pal
April 12th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Good luck =]
April 13th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Dude!!!! Totally!!!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 6:51 am
I hope you get your kegerator!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
do it.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:15 am
Hope your wife loves beer…
April 16th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
a guys gotta have fun registering too! throw in a plasma while your at it. good luck!
April 17th, 2008 at 11:40 am
As a fellow beer lover, I hereby sign and endorse this effort. Good luck!
April 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Hope you reach 500 man. Cheers!
April 17th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
SIGNED!
April 17th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Convince her she likes beer too!
April 19th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I’d let my boyfriend have a beer keg at our wedding! (y)
April 19th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Beer = Good Time
April 19th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
let the man have his beer
April 20th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
i think it would be more fun to make a draft box, but i’ll certainly help ya get one as a gift…
April 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Hell yeah, you definitely need a keg-erator! The wife to be must realize its for her as well. Think of it, cold beer, ANYTIME!!!!!!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
For it. LET THE MAN HAVE HIS BEER
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 am
That seems appropriate.
Good luck!
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I am split. Having stumbled this site i would initially agree with you. $500 dollar kegorator purchased as a gift, great! Because if you have made this much effort to get it on the registry you are not going to drop it after the wedding. Soooo, ultimately you will spend $500 to buy it eventually, and probably when I want to purchase that new Prada bag so now I’m $500 short on my purchase [hehehe]. So I would not contest if I was her.
On the other hand…
If you drink ALOT [can't count yer cups]…..
If I am not too fond of your friends [bunch of a-holes I tolerate because I love you and you love them who also can't count their cups]……
If our home will not have a room for entertaining where it would properly fit the decor [garage/basement]……
Then the answer is NOOOOOOO!
Good Luck.
p.s. I had to give your wife-to-be valid arguments to counter with. ;p
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Good Luck!
April 24th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I don’t even know you and I’m going to sign this because frankly it’s genius. Appeal to her diplomatic side. Looks great on paper, but the fact that your fiance is showing such, well, rational behavior makes me suspicious that you’re marrying a woman… Although technically she hasn’t yet walked down the aisle so there’s still the need to feign normal behavior and occasionally let you win… All the best man, and hopefully you’re able to sneak this one past the goalie.
April 27th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I think every home should have a keg-erator as long as it has an automatic lite beer ejector.
If you raise her correctly she will do the beer shopping for you.
Have a beer tasting for just you and her. Have 6 different beers. Start with a nice lager of some sort and gradually work your way up the scale to something a bit heavier duty.
There are lots of different beers out there. Most women enjoy the Lambic style that has fruit added.
She wouldn’t even know it was beer if you didn’t tell her.
Good luck with your marriage and your Keg-erator.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:01 am
I got a kegerator from compactappliance.com for cheap, like $399. She can’t argue with that.
From the post above, you’ll make your money back after using 3 kegs (saving $130/keg). I’ll think of you while I drink from my own.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:03 am
I’m old. I think it’s a great idea. You should do what you want in this life, it goes by waaayyy too fast.
April 30th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Come on, let the man have one last thing before the ball and chain take him down!
April 30th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Let him have it!
May 1st, 2008 at 6:06 am
251 down, 2………..4……..9……….to go………..
May 1st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Everyone needs a kegerator!!! Look at it this way… It will be cheaper in the long run to have beer on tap as apposed to by the case… lol…
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 am
keg-erator = awesome!
If you don’t get one, just ask for a mini fridge; drill a hole in the top, insert a tap and you have your own home maid one!
May 3rd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Let him to have it!!!
May 4th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
What is a Keg-erator?????????????
May 5th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Doooo it! Alcohol is always a must to ease tensions at a wedding. Champagne, my dears, will never be enough. She’ll thank you in the long run..
May 6th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I vote for beer. What a great idea!
May 7th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
I think that is an amazing idea.
Signed,
Filthy Jesus
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