I need a Keg-erator on my wedding registry
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- Date: Apr 7,2008
I am getting married in less than a year. My wife to be, refuses to allow a keg-erator on our wedding registry. I wouldn’t allow this to die so I presented her with a more diplomatic approach. What if I get 500 signatures stating that it is a good idea. She agreed.
So this is where you come in. I need 500 signatures (Comments) on this post. If I can achieve this amount I will get to keg-erator on the list and possibly fresh keg beer every day for the rest of my life. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT in favor of a keg-erator
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382 Responses for "I need a Keg-erator on my wedding registry"
I hate your life!
I definitely have to back you up on this one. The Keg-Orator is not just for you but rather all of the people that you might entertain at your home after you get married and throughout your life. You don’t want to be the couple that never has enough beer or worse, no beer at all. Your bride to be should be more than happy to accommodate your request after you tell her how much space you will save in the fridge. Good Luck. Cheers.
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I love weiner and beer..
Hope you’ll succeed
LOL … I feel for you wife!
jeffs wife to be…i agree…get the kegorator.
Jeff grow some balls and buy your own..
Normally I would side with your wife to be, based solely on feminine unity, but in this case, I actually agree with you! The wedding is 99% about the wife and that includes the registry and all the gifts you get. I think the guy should be allowed at least ONE request so I’m happy in this case to be one of your 500! (Though, why you would request a keg-orator is beyond me since you rarely drink and live like an 80 year old! Why don’t you request a nice TV table and voice activated remote control or something??)
I also like wiener and beer. But mostly wiener.
Have fun.
I hate beer, I only like martini’s cuz it makes me feel like less of a man..
Good luck with this – got your back.
Yay beer.
You’re wife doesn’t realize that she needs this as much as you. It’s gewd.
Let the boy have his toy… For heavens sake!
You have my vote.
Grant Bell
yay beer!
if you get it, you need to throw a party and invite everyone who voted for you.
ya bastard.
Ah, I’m number 19.
Let him add it to the registry!!
i agree with bob.
party for everyone if you get it.
In the name of beer …. er I mean love I’ll sign
As a beer lover, I can’t not to back you up on this. You definitely need Keg-orator on your wedding! Good luck
Well you guys have most of the stuff you need to set up a house, according to Mom.
I don’t know why your wife-to-be is fighting you on this. Wait, yeah I do. She doesn’t want to marry a beer-drinking asshole.
Well… sorry future-sister-in-law, that’s what you’re signing up for here. Get a kegorator and you will save money on beer. Plus you can entertain at parties. Nevermind that it’s just going on the registry. That doesn’t mean anyone will buy it. So agree to put it on the registry and laugh when he doesn’t get it.
Wooooo for a keg-orator!
This is a great idea. Gifts are not just for the wife or “home”.
I put the “semen” in amusement…with guys.
Why cant a man have a little something at his wedding?!? After all he’ll need it later when he FINALLY realizes it was a mistake to get married!!!!
Great idea… saves money too. I support.
I completely feel you. I had a hard time getting anything fun on my registry list. Hope your attempt is more successful than mine. Let the man have his keg-orator!
Ahaha..it’s an excellent idea !!! Wished I thought of it…
Helluva lot classier than handing out skanky-ass cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon…Go for it !!
Good luck
I am sitting here wishing that i had a kegerator. great idea and good luck to you.
hell yes woah! Everyone needs one on their regrestry. Hope your get enough signatures.
Here’s the great part about registries that your Bride to Be isn’t seeing- probably, no one will buy it for you anyway.
But you should still get to ask.
Jeff’s soon to be wife- if you don’t do it for him do it for the kids. (always a valid argument).
Your crazy not to have a Kegerator on the list.
Um. Sure, as long as you register for a Pashley Princess Sovereign for her. See them at http://www.britishbicycle.com/pashley
RC
Hell man, i dunno if you should even marry a woman that doesn’t respect beer.
My name is chipthamac and i approve of this message.
What’s a registry without anything keg related!
A KEGERATOR WILL SAVE YOU TONS OF MONEY. MAKE SURE YOU GET ONE BIG ENOUGH TO HOLD A HALF KEG. QUARTER KEGS ARE FOR PUSSIES.
You definitely need a kegerator.
come on Katie let him have it!
Dude’s “soon-to-be” wife, this is a critical installment in any new marriage. Now go read a daddy blog or something.
Dude, too bad I was already married when I figured this out. By the way, guy, DON’T DO IT! Ditch her and get the keg-orator as your new I’m-not-going-to-get-married-after-all present to yourself. You and your sex life will thank me later.
Sounds like a lot of savings…..savings that your wife to be can use on decorations and other stuff for a new house. Go for it!
Just tell her it’d be a heck of a lot better than a keg in a big ass garbage can filled with ice.
If a woman can ask for kitchen appliances, dishes, cutlery, anything related to serving or preparing food OR entertaining guests, Jeff can at least ask for a keg-o-rator. It’s a very reasonable request. AND it would get a lot of good usage.
Kegerators are awesome! Get one – ditch the wife!
Homo is Where the Heart is
I put one on my registry but no one got it for me.
I’m all for beer man.
What you don’t have one yet? Let the man get what he wants.
Best of luck with your endeavor.
Good luck man, I really like this one….
http://www.beveragefactory.com/draft…rs/MBD5L.shtml
Already told my wife I want it for my birthday.
Good luck dude. I would want one also.
Good luck. if you win, throw me a beer
This is a BRILLIANT idea. A kegorator, plus the proper wedding insurance, will make your wedding one for the record books (or at least YouTube-worthy). I heartily endorse this idea.
I vote beer!
KEGS ALL AROUND!!!! too bad i don’t have one
good luck to you my friend
ill help
yeah, me too
brilliant
i want one
Yes. You need this ker-erator, it will blur the ensuing years of marital “bliss”
as someone who’s been married and divorced before, and still has half the gifts sitting in my grandmother’s basement, GET WHAT YOU WANT Not useless junk like salad spinners or 30 sets of dishware.
Trust me, and let your man get the keg thingy.
Keg-erator all the way!
I am a college student and have always wanted one of those, I say you gotta do it.
godspeed!
As long as it’s good beer, go for it.
Good luck.
yay keg-erator
good luck holmes
It’s beer. Hooray beer!
Seriously. Marriage is about compromises. Let him have the beer.
Yo man, good luck, keg-erators are sweet.
do it.
You definitely deserve one. Good luck!
Oh yeah and my comment is in favor of the keg-erator
YES, get a keg or two, of something brewed locally.
Perfect at weddings, always a hit.
…….plus, that thing needs handlebars, for KEGSTANDS WOOOO
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that is not dead which may eternal lie
for in strange eons, even death may buy a kegerator
Oh yeah. You deserve a kegerator.
Please…
I say give it a few months then she will happy that she can at least drink away the mental anguish you are undoubtedly going to cause her.
No really the Keg is a brilliant idea.
Yes, go for it and all the best.
Yay Beer!
I think it is a bad idea, this thing only holds 1/4 to 1/2 a Keg. Be a man and get some thing that will hold a little more… Like a Milk truck of beer. After the wedding you can just berry it in the back yard and turn it into a still.
Keg-erator is a good idea!
I think this situation shows that you should probably rethink this whole marriage thing. Can you really spend the rest of your life with someone who doesn’t want a keg-erator?
I got one and its awesome, good luck.
I gave this some thought in terms of what I would want for my wedding gift registry, and when it came down to it. I don’t think I would mind. It’s a pretty good idea, both in terms of utility and coolness. You save alot of money buying kegs of beer versus cases of beer, and a kegerator extends the life of the keg. Also, it is pretty darn convenient, as well so something no one else really has.
There is nothing wrong with owning a keggerator. Giving your wife the benefit of the doubt: perhaps she’s equating it with the frat-boy lifestyle? Kegerators are actually getting pretty high-tech, and are available in many configurations and styles to match any decor. In addition, you might remind her that it’s not just Natty Light that comes in kegs…you can get literally thousands of awesome craft and microbrews in kegs as well. For instance (and not to put too fine a point on it) I recently attended a very nice bridal shower where Lindeman’s Framboise and BJ’s Berry Cider were served. They were both in kegs and both kegs were housed in VERY nice looking stainless Kegerators with custom tap hardware to match the rest of the kitchen. They were very sleek looking appliances that blended in beautifully with the rest of the French Provencale-inspired kitchen.
And really…how is a Kegerator that much different from a wine fridge?
Good luck to you both,
Sarah
go for it, it will save you money by buying beer in volume!
Don’t forget the tap handle. Better yet…..make your own!
http://beeradvocate.com/forum/read/896542
All hail the Keg-erator!
signed
Consider this my wedding gift, friend.
I concure
gotta support you on this one
I back you up all the way
Vote yea on keg-erator. If she still won’t give in, buy it when you return the $1000’s of worthless crap people give you.
I agree. You need a keg-erator.
He’s gonna need the keg-erator to put up with his soon to be wife. Maybe she should get one of her own.
Beer is an essential part of every healthy marriage.
It is a must! Think of the environment and how much glass and aluminum you will save. I have two in my house and it not only saves money and the environment, but i can pour bigger glasses which means my wife has to make less trips to get me beer.
get one.
Good luck man.. we all need one of these.
yea ok
Yay for beer.
Awesome Idea! I really hope you get it.
good luck
We fully support your campaign! good luck with this from all at http://www.Ripvision.com
My name is…..Some Guy, and I support this Keg-erator!!!
I concur… fresh beer for all.
I support you, as long as you share with me.
I wish you the best of luck in this endeavor and your marriage!
Keg-erators are the next big kitchen appliance. Every new home should have one.
Add another supporter. Wish I could afford one!
I partied at a place last year that had one of these, I think I believe it to be an essential appliance.
Beer. This man needs moar of it!
Booyakasha!! Respect..!! sir I comand thee…wife to be, please let afformentioned “sir” get the kegerator he promises to be dragged to your next IKEA trip..(right!)…
Man cannot live by bread alone… let him get a keg-o-rator there little lady!
This is something every man should have.
Sorry, I can’t leave a comment. I’d be promoting your ability to drink beer which is against my religion unless I’m included.
Yeah bud, go for gold, good luk uh, one of the best inventions the world has seen, nothing better than gettin home after a hard day sittin bak with a fresh keg beer, then makin sweet sweet love to your newly made wife, put two on the registry so you can have two of your fav beers on hand
Peace
You would be a horrible wife if you did not let jeff get a keg er ator!!! Start off the marriage on the right foot!
You need one! For beer! Drink beer!
As a woman I encourage the wife to allow it simply to keep him out of her hair!
Good luck!
mmmmmmmm beer!
A man is hardly a man without free flowing keg beer. Tell her to make it so.
bring on the beer!!!
The man has to have his Kegorator it will be just wrong to deny him of this must have luxury.
If the Kegorator companies were smart, they would see this outcry and community involvement as a great “good will” opportunity, and send you one for free…
Who wants to leak the link to a company or two?
It’s an investment that could and most probably will cause your marriage to be consummated under good spirits.
i have one . why shouldn’t you . it saves all money
I would say this is a fair request, let the man have keg!
500 here we come
Get a life, not a wife! =) Cheers!
Dude,
I don’t know about this one. A couple of years back I got one of those (not that one in particular) and after a while it ended up in the garage until I gave it away. You can still get a 6-pack or a case but unless you are marrying a party animal you are in for a lot of trouble…
Thats a must!
Dude you need this. I hope you get 500 sigs
Yes, get the kegorator. take it home after the wedding. put it in the garage, use it and think fondly of the times when you entertained guests with it on the happiest of days….or at least tell that to your wife
this is a great idea, truly a win for all manly-kind
Every Beer Lover should have a Kegerator – I got mine at Costco. You better not buy Coors or Budweiser for that Kegerator that would be a waste of electricity and C02.
Go Kegerator
Marriage is supposed to be a partnership right?
If this is something you really want, I’m sure that your “wife-to-be” (afraid of using her name?), would be understanding.
When Carla and I were registering we thought about scanning a ton of baby clothes and a crib and other baby related items just to mess with our families. We thought better of it though.
You should give your fiance a choice; either the keg-erator or a case of Magic cards. This might work out for you.
I certainly feel that keg-o-raters are the perfect way to start a marriage. Drunk…….
Good luck really,
wish I would of thought of this
“let them play…let them play…”
Agreed. Every man truly needs this.
You’ve got my vote. Enjoy entertaining your guests with fresh beer. I think that this could be switched over to juice for your “future” kids parties?
Hey, sucks you’re getting married, but at least you might get a kegerator out of it!
Good luck on your wedding, man. You’ve got my vote.
Dear Keg-erator Guy’s Missus-to-Be,
I think the title to this item says it all. There’s nothing here about “wants”… we’re talking “needs!”
Seriously, the man you want to marry could die of… well… humiliation or something! Oh, and consider the alternative… how much will you want to have a half-barrel of beer taking up virtually ALL of your refrigerator every Friday and Saturday night when there’s a backyard hacky-sack tournament, water-balloon war, pants-free paintball contest, naked trampoline meet and greet… the list is endless!
Give the man his Keg-erator! It’s the last thing he’ll ever really want… ever! Once you’re married, you’ll have fulfilled his every need, want and desire.
Thank you for listening, and best wishes!
p.s. You’re going to LOVE married life, Mrs-Kegerator-Guy-to-Be!
put to her as either a keg-o-rator or a full shelf in the kitchen fridge.
dude. you want a keg fridge and you dont’ even drink beer.
saves you money. my vote
Totally, get one!
I didn’t get my invite yet but I still say a Keg-erator is needed!
Absolutely! and you might want to put a Jscript “bottom of page” link, making it easier to get down here to reply.
Man, if she’s already telling you want you can’t do BEFORE you get married, maybe you ought to reconsider. Nothing wrong with you asking for something you want on the registry.
here’s one for ya.
the only reason it should not be allowed on the registry is if she’s buying it as a wedding present for you
You should get it! I’m getting married in a few months, and I let my husband to be choose a few things that were strictly “for his manhood.” So, why not?
i wish i had one on my registry.
i like beer, go getcha some
Beer is da shit. Enjoy your wedding
Hooray for beer!
Post.
every man deserves a kegorator!
Great for parties.
do it!
LET HIM HAVE IT!!!!
1. saves money on buying bottled beer.
2.better on the environment that bottles or cans.
3.he’s at HOME drinking, not out at bars- what’s the problem?
4.this makes you the COOL wife! why not join in the fun?
indeed
i’m for it,
why not
Beer
voted, now i want one too :S
For great justice!
Give the man hist beer!
This will be a triumph
Count me in on the after party…
Congrats. Go beer!
I can’t believe you actually think she will let you get it…poor guy
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I’m in for 3.
In Favor? Aye!
When this hits the front page of Digg you’ll get it for sure.
*signs*
A Keg-erator is full of win.
/signed
And if you get 5000 instead of only 500, I say you should get the keg-a-rator, an outdoor kitchen and a year supply of bj’s.
let the man have his kegerator. If you hit 1000 you should put a bondage swing on there.
Dude, you need to get the kegerator. This is totally needed.
Dugg & +1 for the kegerator …
Kegerator is a go.
I just got married, and now that I read this, I wish that we’d have put a kegerator on our registry.
give the man what he wants
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Give him a keg-erator
kthxbai
Weddings seem to be all about the bride – well here’s hoping you can get something for the groom
Or just the ones actually agreeing for you to get one? Cuz that would suck if you’re short a couple because they said no. lol. Anyways, put the keg-erator on the list!
may your knife chip and shatter
C’mon, give the man his booze…
*signature*
Slimy Penis
I want one of these too!
Kegerator. Get the kegerator or ditch the bitch. Gotta prioritize.
It’s a great idea
/Signed
in favor of keg-erator
Good luck to you dude
*signs*
I’m in. Everyone deserves beer on tap.
Fact: The number one cause of arguments among married people is money
Fact: a 6 pack of average beer costs about $6 (ie. $1/beer – a kegerator holds about 180 beers at a cost of about $0.28 per beer
For every keg that you drink out of the kegerator you will be saving close to $130
Let this man have his kegerator!
“Beer is proof god wants us to be happy.” – Ben Franklin
He was a wise man who invented beer – Plato
If ancient greek philosophers like it who are we to argue
If you have a keg-orator the fridge will be less cluttered because there wont be any beer in it. Plus when entertaining guests it will nice to be able to offer them a draft beer instead of a can..
no home should be without one
You know my last gf refused to allow me to have one before she had a ring on her finger. Needless to say…Well we won’t go there. Anyway. The kegarator will last for a LONG time and when its done it has a VERY good resell value. Trust me I’ve been scowering the used market for one. Good luck!
I vote you get the kegerator. When you get it, I suggest you get her something nice too.
I ‘ve been married almost 5 years now and I still regret not putting a kegerator on my wedding registry. In my experience, the secret to a successful marriage is making sure that you always have enough beer around the house. Get the kegerator!
A kegerator is actually a very economical way to drink beer. Think of it as a money saving action. It saves my roommates and I countless dollars.
Seriously… how can you not NEED one? I wish I had thought of that?
Contributing to you my pal
Good luck =]
Dude!!!! Totally!!!!!
I hope you get your kegerator!
do it.
Hope your wife loves beer…
a guys gotta have fun registering too! throw in a plasma while your at it. good luck!
As a fellow beer lover, I hereby sign and endorse this effort. Good luck!
Hope you reach 500 man. Cheers!
SIGNED!
Convince her she likes beer too!
I’d let my boyfriend have a beer keg at our wedding! (y)
Beer = Good Time
let the man have his beer
i think it would be more fun to make a draft box, but i’ll certainly help ya get one as a gift…
Hell yeah, you definitely need a keg-erator! The wife to be must realize its for her as well. Think of it, cold beer, ANYTIME!!!!!!!!
For it. LET THE MAN HAVE HIS BEER
That seems appropriate.
Good luck!
I am split. Having stumbled this site i would initially agree with you. $500 dollar kegorator purchased as a gift, great! Because if you have made this much effort to get it on the registry you are not going to drop it after the wedding. Soooo, ultimately you will spend $500 to buy it eventually, and probably when I want to purchase that new Prada bag so now I’m $500 short on my purchase [hehehe]. So I would not contest if I was her.
On the other hand…
If you drink ALOT [can't count yer cups]…..
If I am not too fond of your friends [bunch of a-holes I tolerate because I love you and you love them who also can't count their cups]……
If our home will not have a room for entertaining where it would properly fit the decor [garage/basement]……
Then the answer is NOOOOOOO!
Good Luck.
p.s. I had to give your wife-to-be valid arguments to counter with. ;p
Good Luck!
I don’t even know you and I’m going to sign this because frankly it’s genius. Appeal to her diplomatic side. Looks great on paper, but the fact that your fiance is showing such, well, rational behavior makes me suspicious that you’re marrying a woman… Although technically she hasn’t yet walked down the aisle so there’s still the need to feign normal behavior and occasionally let you win… All the best man, and hopefully you’re able to sneak this one past the goalie.
I think every home should have a keg-erator as long as it has an automatic lite beer ejector.
If you raise her correctly she will do the beer shopping for you.
Have a beer tasting for just you and her. Have 6 different beers. Start with a nice lager of some sort and gradually work your way up the scale to something a bit heavier duty.
There are lots of different beers out there. Most women enjoy the Lambic style that has fruit added.
She wouldn’t even know it was beer if you didn’t tell her.
Good luck with your marriage and your Keg-erator.
I got a kegerator from compactappliance.com for cheap, like $399. She can’t argue with that.
From the post above, you’ll make your money back after using 3 kegs (saving $130/keg). I’ll think of you while I drink from my own.
I’m old. I think it’s a great idea. You should do what you want in this life, it goes by waaayyy too fast.
Come on, let the man have one last thing before the ball and chain take him down!
Let him have it!
251 down, 2………..4……..9……….to go………..
Everyone needs a kegerator!!! Look at it this way… It will be cheaper in the long run to have beer on tap as apposed to by the case… lol…
keg-erator = awesome!
If you don’t get one, just ask for a mini fridge; drill a hole in the top, insert a tap and you have your own home maid one!
Let him to have it!!!
What is a Keg-erator?????????????
Doooo it! Alcohol is always a must to ease tensions at a wedding. Champagne, my dears, will never be enough. She’ll thank you in the long run..
I vote for beer. What a great idea!
I think that is an amazing idea.
Signed,
Filthy Jesus
One more for you :p gl on that !
necessary
Get yourself one!
give the man his keg-erator.
Aaaand another one
Gotta Have IT !!!!!!!!!
You’ll get waaaaay more use out of a kegerator than some of the b.s. gifts she’ll register for like a bread maker. Definitely in favor of the kegerator.
Let the guy have his kegerator!
Defo – JS
Good idea
good luck my friend
Sounds like a great gift idea, most times people will end up with bad gifts so I think go for it!
yes, do it.
kegs & eggs every day
I had a kegerater for a while, really enjoyed it. Just tell your soon to be wife that she can keep the deposit from the empty kegs and spend it on herself (assuming that there is a deposit on the kegs in your state).
Hope you get it!
I would like to leave my unconditional support for the presence of the Keg-erator. It would bring happiness not only to the groom but also to all those in the vague vacinity. The name alone justifies its purchase for crying out loud!
Go for it!
SUCKUBUS! j/k good luck
Heres hoping you get your wish. If not tell her to shut the fuck up and put it on the registry anyways.
Best of luck. Have a good wedding and marriage.
I say good idea, everyone needs their beer. Better yet, get a homebrew kit AND a kegerator! Then you can brew your own great beer and keg it…
good luck i think you should get it
Good luck, but a jockey box with a six-pass cold plate is more versatile!
sin of envy.
Oh Miss-
Let the boy beg for a keg machine. you get benefit–he’ll spend more time at home, and be happier.
Drink Up
CharleyHorse
I think it’s a great idea to have a kegerator, and even better to ask for it! I’d let my guy have one. Oh wait-he does!
Beer!
YEAH!!! DO IT
Keg-erators For ALL!!!!!!
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT I SAY HERE SO I’M JUST GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT I HAVE MONONUCLEOSIS AND IT IS NOT MAKING ME A HAPPY PERSON. THAT WILL BE ALL.
let the man have his kegerator, and let it come preloaded with beer!!!
beers for queers, beer loving queers
Get the keg-erator!
No, you’re daughter says I’m exponentially better. I thought “exponentially” was an awful big word for a three year old.
I Approve!!! Every man should have a kegerator in his home!!! I do! Beer on tap rocks! And just think, all the parties will now be at your house and you wont have to leave. You can pass out right at home…
Keg-erator is a must. Congrats. I wish my husband had let me do a keg stand at our reception.
Kegerators rock! Everyone should have one!
Give me your address and I’ll help you drink from it.
Congrats my man. It’s coming!
Okay I’m doing my part but don’t expect help in the future, you gotta do these things on your own.
I “know” it’s a good idea and would make you the coolest bride ever in the existence of weddingdom. You will be the envy of all best men, grooms and fathers-of-the-brides and father-in-laws for centuries to come. Let him do it! Be the coolest bride. I dare ya’
Signed a girl
Well, you’ll be second coolest,
my husband said I’m the coolest for signing this petition.
Just think of all the room she’ll have in the fridge for unimportant things like food if you get a kegerator. It’s a win-win.
Vote Kegerator ‘08
Seriously dude, she should let you get a kegerator. For crying out loud, the stupid wedding is all about her, and so is most of the crap on the registry. If she’s rad, she wouldn’t give a crap about you wanting one stinkin’ thing for yourself. Kegerator! Kegerator! Kegerator!
Keg-erator or the wedding is off.
Keg-erators are cool, but all the big kids have Jager-raters.
A keg-erator is a must on any gift registry. It’s like this year’s quesadilla maker, only infinitely more useful.
a keg-erator is a feature of a fun filled future, an absolute must for any happy marriage. If your wife to be says no, marry the keg-erator instead
Yes! I love weddings and a keg-erator would be a great gift.
Most of the stuff that ends up on wedding registries is usually pretty girly.
It’s nice to see a dude ask’n for what he wants from a marriage; cool fresh beer.
I’m all for the kegerator.
But of course she would be down for a humidor for wine huh? Let the man have his kegs cold!
Nice… here’s to your kegerator buddy!
Perhaps you should strike a deal that if you get your Kegerator (which you should), she can buy all the Arbor Mist she can drink.
Let the man have the damn Kegerator!
sounds like a great idea to me
mmm… beer!!!
Beer =
I have 2 keg-o-rators. Why you ask?
1) Because I can.
2) What if one breaks down?
And God said; “LET THERE BE BEER!”
And there was;
And it was good.
God then said; “LET THERE BE LIGHT!”
Which was quickly followed by;
“TOO MUCH LIGHT!!! TOO MUCH LIGHT!!!”
signed!
yes, good idea
You can do it!
Get that kegerator
I really, I mean, you really need to get a kegerator!
YASSS!!
YASS!
Some help from me!!
Of course you should get a Keg-erator. I bet once you get the Keg-erator that your wife to be and all her friends will be using it more than you. Just like every other toy that guys like to have, stereo, home theater, nice cars; they complain about it until they realize how awesome it is.
Have fun!
This simple act will make your husband so happy and is so very simple to provide. join us in getting the man a beer.
LOL! this is uber133333333337. omfg u SHUD soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get it, lol. lol ignor UR wyf.
KEGERATOR 4 LYF LOL
ROFL
I support your kegerator!
A kegerator is a must have for any Mantuary. Tell her to sharpen up.
http://www.themantuary.com
Be A Man.
- The Founding Father
Do it man, it’s a good idea!
get it
Good luck.
good luck, heres my signature (:
good ideaaaaa
My son has already received his from registry that he and his wife picked out. Great idea.
Hell yes
Wooo hope you make it…
Less than 2 months to get 166 signatures =\
Everyone likes beer. Of all of those people, they all like cold beer. Go keg-erator!
I wish I though of this when I got married.
Good luck to you.
Good luck, and I really appreciate your work.
good luck
good idea … hope you get it!!!
casting one vote for the kegerator
All hail the keg-erator. Good luck bro.
Yup, go for the Keg-erator….Great way to entertain
I support this with all my heart.
I support you 100%….love my husband and our kegerator!!
yes yes and hell yes.
A kegerator is the basis for any good relationship!
Hell yes!
YAYYY!!! Kegerator ! COME ON!!
Keg-erator?! YEAH, BABY! Perfect a la perfecto gift.
Its the gift that keeps on giving…errr…pouring for years and years of marital bliss. GREAT for parties! You wife can be the uber-hostess with the mostest!
Good Luck you two!
For the love of GOD, let the boy have his keg-erator!
Get it!
KEG!!!!!!11
if you’re not married yet. Heres my signaute
you should have one!
yeah
it’s only fair! comeonayeahhuh!
everyone needs a kegerator. If it was my registry I would also ask for a Jager machine. At least he is not asking for a beer bong.
YOU NEED THAT KEG (and to invite me when you get it)
i want to have a drink lol
KEG KEG KEG
Get the man a keg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS MY NEW KEGERATOR!!!!!!!!
He gets my vote. That registry is half his. KEG IT UP!
Definitely get it
Had one at my wedding. it was a blast!!
Get the man a kegerator…
Hell, every man needs a kegarator!
A kegerator is a great investment because it will work much like a watercooler does at the office, the entire family will gather around it and it will bring the family together. I could not recommend a greater gift if I sat down for several hours and tried. Get the kegerator, drink and be merry…
Stay thirsty my friends…
Here’s my signature. I got married about a year ago…
you just have to keep in mind, you’re both grown-ass people… if you’re old enough to elect a president, fight for your country, and get married…. you’re old enough to have you’re own keg (if that’s what you want).
Why would someone who allegedly loves you want to keep you from your dreams? The dream of fresh, frosty beer. Good luck, my friend. Stay strong… and buzzed.
GET IT!!!!!!!!!!
absolutely. it willl definitely help the marriage last….
Um, HELL YEAH!
go go kegarator
heres mine
KEG! KEG! KEG!
A Keg is a must for any wedding!!!
Go for it DUDE!
Kegs for Life!
(please play donkey kong with the empty kegs)
Gung-ho for fresh beer!
He needs a kegorator! Beer is the 7th food group!
DO it……get it…i support u 100%
duuuuudddeeeee immmm hellllllaa highhhhh righttt nowwww
by tha way get a lifee putoo…=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Yes. A hundred times yes. For the wiiiiiiiiiiiin!
get the keg
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