I Am Better Than Youhttp://www.iambetterthanu.comI Am Better Than You, a place for everything and anything internet related. SEO, Tech and moreenhttp://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.133.466393-112.0008757630http://www.feedburner.comSun City SEO Conhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/356688079/I am better than youConferenceSEmSEM ConferenceSeoSeo ConferenceSUN CityJeff DempseyTue, 05 Aug 2008 15:04:15 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/?p=196If you live in the southwest or want an excuse to travel to Arizona this weekend, come see me and other SEO’s / SEM’s speak at the Sun City Seo Conference . This is from their site:

For the first time ever, SunCity SEOcon is now open to all online marketers outside of the state of Arizona. For two years SEOcon has been an underground conference only available and known to those who live in Phoenix and surrounding cities. Now, our 3rd Annual SEOcon event is open for registration to all advanced online marketers August 9-10, 2008. Get hot in Phoenix Arizona, home to the largest concentration of thriving internet marketers in the nation.

I am going to be speaking about landing page optimization. Improving conversions and lead quality. Its going to be a great time and an even better networking opportunity.

]]>If you live in the southwest or want an excuse to travel to Arizona this weekend, come see me and other SEO’s / SEM’s speak at the Sun City Seo Conference . This is from their site: For the first time ever, SunCity SEOcon is now open to all online marketers outside of the state [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/08/05/seo-conference/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/08/05/seo-conference/I need a Keg-erator on my wedding registryhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/265716895/Better than you DailybeerGiftsKegoratorWedding GiftsWedding RegistryWeddingsJeff DempseyMon, 07 Apr 2008 10:16:03 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/07/i-need-a-keg-orator-on-my-wedding-registry/I am getting married in less than a year. My wife to be, refuses to allow a keg-erator on our wedding registry. I wouldn’t allow this to die so I presented her with a more diplomatic approach. What if I get 500 signatures stating that it is a good idea. She agreed.

So this is where you come in. I need 500 signatures (Comments) on this post. If I can achieve this amount I will get to keg-erator on the list and possibly fresh keg beer every day for the rest of my life. PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT in favor of a keg-erator

]]>I am getting married in less than a year. My wife to be, refuses to allow a keg-erator on our wedding registry. I wouldn’t allow this to die so I presented her with a more diplomatic approach. What if I get 500 signatures stating that it is a good idea. She [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/07/i-need-a-keg-orator-on-my-wedding-registry/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/07/i-need-a-keg-orator-on-my-wedding-registry/Prankster Testimonialhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/262894780/I am better than youMike FoleypRaNkSWebsite TestimonialJeff DempseyWed, 02 Apr 2008 15:44:42 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/02/prankster-testimonial/Every day i get a few messages from readers of the site who are using my meebo chat feature (bottom right). Today I got a great one from a user calling him self Mike Foley (MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER).

[11:22] Mike Foley: Absolutely loved the computer tourettes prank . My roommate is just losing it right now because I set the timer down to 1-5 seconds

]]>Every day i get a few messages from readers of the site who are using my meebo chat feature (bottom right). Today I got a great one from a user calling him self Mike Foley (MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER). [11:22] Mike Foley: Absolutely loved the computer tourettes prank . My roommate is just losing it right now [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/02/prankster-testimonial/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/02/prankster-testimonial/Motivation!http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/262759210/Better than you DailyJeff DempseyWed, 02 Apr 2008 11:23:00 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/02/motivation/

]]>“RAZMATAZZ” on FunnyOrDie.comhttp://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/02/motivation/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/02/motivation/The Top Computer April Fools Day Prankshttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/262049661/Better than you DailyApril Fools Computer PranksApril Fools Office PranksCOmPuTer pRAnKsJeff DempseyTue, 01 Apr 2008 11:11:07 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/01/the-top-computer-april-fools-day-pranks/I have been writing computer pranks and office pranks for over a year now. In honor of April Fools day I have compiled the list of the best computer pranks on Iambetterthanu.com

Top April Fools Computer Pranks

(In no particular order)

1. Jumble Jumble

This prank will starts once you load word. Once you hit space the first time it starts to mix up the words that you are typing in random increments. If the person stares at their key board they will have no idea anything is going on until it’s too late.

Jumble Jumble Word Prank

2. Porn At Work

This prank will take a list of porn sites (any site really) that you pick and start displaying them on the person screen. All you need is Microsoft word and a dirty mind.

Porn Prank

3. Make It Stop

This prank will force your computer to think the enter key is being pressed… OVER AND OVER AND OVER again. Chances are they will have to turn their computer off to stop it.

Computer Script Prank

4. Perfect Spelling

This prank works best on idiots like myself. If I didn’t have spell check chances are nothing I write would be spelled correctly. This prank switches common words into misspelled words. The key is that the after switching the words to be misspelled it also adds the misspellings to spell check, so unless they notice the words remained misspelled. EVIL!

Spell Check Prank

5. Computer Tourettes

This prank is my favorite hands down. While you are typing random swear words will be inserted into your word document. Causing word to have “tourettes”… SHIT ASS

Computer Office Prank

]]>I have been writing computer pranks and office pranks for over a year now. In honor of April Fools day I have compiled the list of the best computer pranks on Iambetterthanu.com Top April Fools Computer Pranks (In no particular order) 1. Jumble Jumble This prank will starts once you load word. Once you hit space [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/01/the-top-computer-april-fools-day-pranks/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/04/01/the-top-computer-april-fools-day-pranks/Bad April Fools Jokes That Can Get You Fired, Killed Or Worsehttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/261336303/Better than you DailyApril FoolsBad Prankskiller pranksJeff DempseyMon, 31 Mar 2008 10:18:27 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/31/bad-april-fools-jokes-that-can-get-you-fired-killed-or-worse/The key with any prank is knowing how far to push. There is a certain point that a prank becomes less of a prank and more of an attack. This can vary depending on who you are pranking but these pranks are sure to cross the line with almost any one.

* WARNING MOST OF THESE ARE AGAINST THE LAW SO DON’T DO THEM *

Bad Pranks

1. Plant child pornography on a friend and alert the authorities.

2. Kidnap some ones child. When they find the child it will be wearing a party hat that says “SURPRISE”.

3. Leave a bomb threat under your coworkers desk, signed by them. (for a bonus have a picture of them giving a thumbs up on the note)

4. Contact the NAACP and say your work requires all African American employees to address white employees as Sir. When they call you back yell at them to call you sir, then whisper that your boss makes you do it.

5. Set fire to things… anything

6. Buy a whore for your friend on his wedding day. Have her show up to the wedding in the same wedding dress as the bride.

7. Have a friend arrested.

8. If your friend is allergic to peanuts put peanut oil in their make up or cologne.

9. Give every one in your office trophies for good work and place them on their computers. Make the trophies out of very strong magnets.

10. Set up a live web cam on your roommate’s shower. Send a link to the cam to his friends, parents, coworkers and girlfriend from his email address.

]]>The key with any prank is knowing how far to push. There is a certain point that a prank becomes less of a prank and more of an attack. This can vary depending on who you are pranking but these pranks are sure to cross the line with almost any one. * WARNING MOST [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/31/bad-april-fools-jokes-that-can-get-you-fired-killed-or-worse/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/31/bad-april-fools-jokes-that-can-get-you-fired-killed-or-worse/The Computer Is Talking To Mehttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/259064129/Better than you Dailybatch fileComputer PrankfearscareJeff DempseyThu, 27 Mar 2008 10:59:53 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/27/the-computer-is-talking-to-me/Ever feel like people are watching you? Keeping track of your every move on the internet? Well they probably are so stop watching porn. This next prank plays on that fear. It is a simple batch file that when clicked on will Send messages to your friend as if some one was talking to them. It will make them think some one has actually stolen files of their computer. At the end it restarts their computer and no harm done. Just a good scare!

Download Computer Prank

]]>Ever feel like people are watching you? Keeping track of your every move on the internet? Well they probably are so stop watching porn. This next prank plays on that fear. It is a simple batch file that when clicked on will Send messages to your friend as if some one was talking [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/27/the-computer-is-talking-to-me/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/27/the-computer-is-talking-to-me/Bud Light Dog Commercialhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/250917935/Better than you DailyBud LightBud LIght CommercialBud light Dog CommercialJeff DempseyThu, 13 Mar 2008 13:34:31 -0500http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/13/bud-light-dog-commercial/

This has to be my favorite commercial of all time…

]]>This has to be my favorite commercial of all time…http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/13/bud-light-dog-commercial/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/13/bud-light-dog-commercial/Gary Gygax D and D Spoofhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/246203539/Better than you DailyD & DDugeons and dragonsGary GygaxReno 911Jeff DempseyWed, 05 Mar 2008 10:11:29 -0600http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/05/gary-gygax-d-and-d-spoof/With Gary Gygax’s passing I thought it was fitting to post my favorite Dungeons and Dragons spoof
http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissile

]]>With Gary Gygax’s passing I thought it was fitting to post my favorite Dungeons and Dragons spoof http://gprime.net/video.php/magicmissilehttp://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/05/gary-gygax-d-and-d-spoof/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/05/gary-gygax-d-and-d-spoof/Live on Tvhttp://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IAmBetterThanYou/~3/245553846/Better than you DailyDay in a cubiclemac prankoffice prankVideo PrankJeff DempseyTue, 04 Mar 2008 09:57:55 -0600http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/04/live-on-tv/When you are in your cubicle it’s easy to get the feeling you are safe. After all you have 6 feet high walls, and if you’re anything like me you hide your screen from casual observers. This next prank I got off youtube. It looks like a some crazy Brits thought of a simple office prank that could be devastating.

They take advantage of a friends unlocked MAC and its built in camera (not to often I have MAC pranks). They turn the cam on and record his every movement at his desk. I think their result is average but if you record the right person it could be devastating. Here are my recommendations for a performing a computer prank like this.

  • Practice running the prank on your self. You dont want to get caught messing around with random settings when it’s show time.
  • Have the video save its self to a shared drive. Something you both have access to, that way when they become wise to the prank you can nab the vid before they delete it.
  • Try to get a entire day recorded. Every one has there high and low moments of productivty.
  • Try not to laugh

    • This office prank really depends on who you are recording and your ability to edit video. Give it a go and post it up on youtube.

    ]]>When you are in your cubicle it’s easy to get the feeling you are safe. After all you have 6 feet high walls, and if you’re anything like me you hide your screen from casual observers. This next prank I got off youtube. It looks like a some crazy Brits thought of [...]http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/04/live-on-tv/feed/http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2008/03/04/live-on-tv/