Computer Pranks Central

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I have been getting some complaints about my last prank so I thought I do something a little more annoying and far more frustrating. This simple vbs script is going to piss any one off. What this script will do is repeatedly hit enter. Normally you can stop these scripts by ending the task, but the non stop pressing of enter will open anything that it selects. So how can you do this one?

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This is a simple prank with huge returns.  If done correctly their is no harm done to the computer but the person will think everything has gone to hell.  So what do you do?

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If you use a computer (yes even a Mac) you get error messages. Some of these error messages can be more frustrating than helpful, but every once and awhile they are just damn funny.

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I created this prank from and idea I had in a previous prank. The old prank simply zoomed in every time you pressed a certain key ( How evil…. really it sucked). So I thought I’d add a couple changes and turn that simple zoom into a drunken night of code. This new adaptation of the old prank is very simple. Any where between 1 and 2 seconds this Timer is called. In the timer section it selects a random number from 500 to 1 (this is the zoom percentage). So when ever you open a word document it will zoom in any where from 500 to 1, every 1 to 2 seconds (With me ? Dont worry all you need to do is copy and paste). So, how do you do it…? Keep reading →

Most people save their word documents in one main folder (My Documents). This next prank takes advantage of this carelessness. What happens is, whenever you open up word, it opens every document in the folder you specify. So if they have 1000 files it opens up all 1000. This would be annoying enough to have to go and close each one by hand, but I decided it wasn’t annoying enough. When it opens a document, it sets save = false. So, now not only do you have to close them but it will prompt you every single time to save. Depending on the person this could be just down right mean.

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These three simple pranks can cause a good laugh in the office. They don’t do much harm and if done correctly will cause lots of laughs. Keep reading →

Hate Mail From: Sandman… Sandman@yahoo.com
December 26th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

You’re better than nothing. Not even better than than a very big piece of shit on the beach.
Get a life cocksucker.

Happy pranking everyone. I need to go wash the sand off…

send your hate mail to hatemail@iambetterthanu.com

This is a pretty simple prank and it can be done with out code, but I think code gives it that extra gusto. The way this prank works is when you loud word it will set all active documents to have your own custom picture as the background. The guy to this is the picture.

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If you dont know I started a job not so long ago over at Universal Technical Institute an Auto Mechanic School. Prior to working there I had been working at NextStudent, a Student Loan Consolidation Company. Its been an interesting transition. Now working for a school when I use to work with schools.

I can’t say if I like one job over the other, to early. I do like learning new things becuase every company has their own way of doing things. The key is combining those skills you have learned from the different jobs.  I will keep you all posted on how it goes.

This is the most simple computer prank I do.  It takes a total of 3 button clicks and you’re done.  Have fun.

Walk up to your friends computer, doesn’t matter if they are using it right now.  Press Ctrl+AlT+ Any arrow key other than Up.

If their graphics card allows it, it should rotate their monitor in the direction you pressed.  The key here is doing it fast.  He or she wont see what you pressed.  Now simply walk away.