If you read my blog there is one thing you know for sure, I’m not going to win any spelling contest any time soon. I get comments all the time from the grammar/spelling police, ” Learn how to use spell check, dumb@$!@ “. I wrote this macro for those people. What this macro does is when ever you load word, it creates a custom dictionary. This custom dictionary contains common words, but misspelled. Whenever you type its correct equivalent it then misspells the word. This normally would have an big red squally line below but the custom dictionary takes care of that. The misspelled word now looks nice and perfect, because Word thinks its perfect. So how do you do it?
Found this interesting tid bit from life hacker, MicroSoft is handing out free versions of Windows Vista, sorta… If you are willing to give up your privacy and sell your soul to the Bill Gates hell imporium, you can get a free copy of windows vista. No questions asked. Well besides the questionnaire and the contstant monitoring of your web usage. So if your personal liberties are of no importance and free shit is what gets you going, sign up and save 400 bucks. Benjamin Franklin would be dissapointed in you, but your mother would be proud. Continue reading »
Dec 112007
If you are one of my regular readers than you are use to crazy pranks, random computer tips and fun games. Well with the holiday season coming around, you might have noticed there hasn’t been many of those. I sadly have taken on a little holiday spirit this year and with it my post have declined. But dont worry I plan to be right back on the horse latter this week. After all a man can only take so much holiday cheer.
This prank is simple. Every time you open up word it will create 100 documents. Nothing to evil Nothing to mean… but damn is it annoying. You can combine it with past macros, like key bindings and it could be very evil. Maybe I’ll add an update to the code later in the day =)
Dec 052007
UPDATED (now selects random words to delete)
This next prank is a little strange. I hope it makes sense. What this prank does is, when ever you press spacebar it copies the word between the first space and the next. Then it takes that word and from 5 to 1 second it will delete the word. Confusing? Well in the most simple terms it copies words while you are typing them. Then a few seconds after you typed that word it will delete that word. Try it out yourself and you’ll see the frustration it can cause. Continue reading »
Dec 032007
I am sorry to say but I will not be writing any pranks, scripts, tips or cheats today. My mind really isn’t on things like that today. As of Saturday December 1st my life was changed forever. I was lucky enough to get engaged to my girl friend of close to 6 years. So basically I’m to damn happy to be writing anything evil. Don’t worry tomorrow I will be back at it and wrecking havoc on the world.
Nov 302007
The classic prank of switching the M and N key on the keyboard is one of the best. Idiots will type and type before they realize what went wrong. But why switch the actual keys when you can write the code? This is an adaptation of a timeless prank, that I’m sure you will enjoy.
Nov 292007
What do you think of when you think of Tourettes? Random swear words right? This next prank does exactly that. While you are typing in a word document or outlook a random swear word will appear. The words will appear in random increments and the words them selves are random. The words and the time gap is determined by you.
Nov 222007
Here is another simple but annoying key binding prank. What this one will do is magnify the person’s word document to 500%, every time they press a certain letter. If you are really mean, you can bind multiple keys so they will have trouble narrowing down the problem. Steps are as follows
Nov 222007
What is the most common letter in the English language? E right? Well, what would you do if every time you typed “E” in Microsoft Word, it closed your word document and didn’t save any of your work. Well you might throw your computer out the window and kill who ever did it to you. This computer prank will drive your office friends crazy. So hell lets do it right?
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